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Dick Cheney with a new heart – read with discretion

In his first news conference since his heart was replaced one week ago, former Vice President Dick Cheney announced Saturday that he regretted his “extensive” role in the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001 — and the subsequent coverup.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney said that “knowing the truth would be good for the country.” Photo: AP.

“It was a terrible, terrible thing to do,” said Cheney, speaking in the lobby of Beth esda Cardiac Unit in Maryland , the nation’s most prestigious heart center. Reporters, his transplant team and members of his family crowded around Cheney, who served for eight years under President George W. Bush.

“Looking back, I can’t believe Karl and I actually did that,” he added, referring to former White House staff member and Republican strategist Karl Rove.

“There are a lot of ways to start wars. I don’t know why we had to kill so many Jewish people,” he explained. As reporters shouted their questions, Cheney raised his hand and said, “I am sorry, this is very difficult. I don’t have that much more to say. I just needed to get this off my chest.”

Cheney said that he planned the attacks so that the United States could get a permanent military presence in the Middle East, and have access to Iraq ’s largely untapped oil reserves, the third largest in the world. “I can’t believe people didn’t put this together,” he said, “especially since we outlined the plan publicly in 1998. Even if people trusted me, I take responsibility for lying. It just wasn’t right.”

He said that it was Rove who came up with the date of Sept. 11, which translates to 9-11, “so that people would reminded of it as long as they lived, every time they see an ambulance or police car. It was very clever marketing. Karl is good that way,” Cheney said chuckling. “But it’s not funny. Sorry,” he added. “I regret that we were aware that the date commemorates the CIA coup of Chile in 1973, but that was not intentional.”

Cheney explained that the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center were in fact demolished by controlled demolition, and that the airplane crashes into the towers merely served as a distraction. “They were drone aircraft,” he said. “Nobody was on board. That part is good,” he said. “I am proud that I suggested that. Everyone else wanted to use real jets.”

On Saturday, Cheney admitted to his role in the planned demolition of the World Trade Center — and the coverup.

He criticized the demolition of WTC 7, the third building to fall that day, as “sloppy work,” which he said was the result of “the CIA’s arrogance. They said nobody would notice, and by golly, they were almost right about that.”

He briefly mentioned how the Pentagon was really hit by a AGM-86B cruise missile, launched from an NSA destroyer on Chesapeake Bay . “It was not an airplane. It was supposed to be, but we had problems. We went to the backup plan.” He made no further comment about the Pentagon.

Cheney then summed up the ways in which the government’s involvement was covered up. “But that’s not really an accurate description. The whole thing was a coverup.”

Attempts to contact former Pres. Bush at his home in Texas were not successful. Bush’s father, former Pres. George H.W. Bush, released a statement that said, “I never did like that guy.”

Truthout.org managed to reach Bill Clinton doing relief work in Namibia . “You would be real surprised how common this kind of thing is,” he said, while supervising a house construction site. “I’m so glad to be out of the game.”

News of Cheney’s announcement spread around the Internet rapidly on Saturday, trending at record levels on Twitter as hashtag #yesireallydidit. Major news outlets, including The Washington Post and The New York Times, refused to carry coverage of the revelation. “We think that the vice president is suffering from medical complications or the influence of drugs,” the Times said in a statement. “We will not carry this story.”

Josh Finkelstein, The Post’s longtime managing editor, was confronted by reporters at Washington ’s famous Intelligentsia restaurant on D Street . He said, “This is absurd. This cannot be true.”

The White House immediately went on the defensive. Pres. Obama appeared at a hastily convened press briefing Saturday afternoon, flanked by the White House physician, Dr. Omar Kalibri, and Dr. Wilbur Smith, a medical psychiatrist from George Washington University .

“This is a medical issue, so I will let the appropriate professionals speak,” he said, turning the podium over to Dr. Kalibri.

“Sometimes when a major organ is transplanted, the patient takes on some of the psychological properties of the donor,” he said. “That seems to be what happened in this situation.”

The Associated Press reported several hours ago that Cheney’s new heart came from Richard Falcone, who was influential in the 9-11 Truth Movement in San Francisco . He disappeared mysteriously on Friday, March 23. The information was leaked to AP by an anonymous source at the Organ Clearinghouse Database (OCD) in Toledo , Ohio , which matches donors and recipients for the whole country.




12 thoughts on “Dick Cheney with a new heart – read with discretion

  1. Just in case it wasn’t made clear, their is an editor’s note in the original article PlanetWaves.net that was removed from this post. This is cut and pasted from the original article, from the last few paragraphs. The last one states this is satirical fiction:

    The Associated Press reported several hours ago that Cheney’s new heart came from Richard Falcone, who was influential in the 9-11 Truth Movement in San Francisco. He disappeared mysteriously on Friday, March 23. The information was leaked to AP by an anonymous source at the Organ Clearinghouse Database (OCD) in Toledo, Ohio, which matches donors and recipients for the whole country.

    Falcone was planning the release of his new book and DVD at the time of his disappearance. His family said that his blood type matched that of the former vice president — type O.

    “Richie devoted himself tirelessly to the 9-11 Truth Movement,” his mother said. “But mostly he was a very nice person. We’re happy to see that the recipient of his heart has finally joined the cause.” ++

    Editor’s Note: This article was published on April Fool’s Day 2012. It is a work of satirical fiction. The author is an expert on the astrology of the Sept. 11 incident. Here is a prior nonfiction article, called History, Turning on a Phrase.

    Posted by Jasmine | April 8, 2012, 1:15 am
    • Thank you Jasmine. I will post the original article later today.Love and light.

      Posted by nesaraaustralia | April 8, 2012, 1:46 pm
      • I don’t know who you are, I wish I did so I could personally thank you for the acknowledgement and apology to the readers. It is obvious to me that you share the same need to be honest and made an honest mistake. Your heart-felt apology and re-post proved that. It makes me very happy to see you care ….

        Happy Easter, in the highest sense of the meaning.


        Posted by Jasmine | April 9, 2012, 6:36 am
      • Thank you Jasmine. What can I say, taking everyday as a lesson to learn.
        It would be a lie to say I don’t care, but my wish is only to make others aware of what is happening around the world, esp. in America.
        Being the leader of the world economically, I guess there are spiritual responsibilities there which have not been fully acknowledged.
        Having said that, I have no intention for readers to cling to the posts and updates on this website, taking them seriously as Truth.
        I believe human beings have an innate nature to advance towards the light, and the Truth of the matter remains, that whatever happens, the souls’ desire is to experience and Be, unconditional love.
        Happy Easter to you too 😉

        Posted by nesaraaustralia | April 9, 2012, 11:08 am
  2. http://planetwaves.net/pagetwo/breaking-news/cheney-admits-to-911/

    This was an april fool’s day joke, above is the original article

    Posted by Lyndsay | April 8, 2012, 3:52 am
  3. Why would you post something like this? You know goddamn well it isn’t true. This is a deadly serious issue, and your ridiculous article above, in addition to being not funny, just makes light of the whole situation. I had been a fairly regular reader of your site, but after this, I find it difficult to believe I’ll ever take anything on this site seriously again.

    Posted by Levontaun | April 8, 2012, 1:47 pm
  4. April Fools day was April 1st. This article was posted on April 7th. All you are doing is confusing people.

    Posted by Levontaun | April 8, 2012, 1:49 pm
  5. He admitted that he and Bush did this terrible action killing thousands of people, so then the media starts to say it was because a a doner? IN jesus name please the truth is jist what Chaney said They both did it consiously God will reveal it all

    Posted by jeanne | April 8, 2012, 4:09 pm

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